Every time I see one of the “Call me maybe” parody-things, I wonder if music artists have tumblrs and start the trends with their own songs.

mansonacademy:

Isador (Izzy) Hendrix l 16 l Junior l FC: Sean Biggerstaff l From Tentville l Taken

Izzy hates everything and everyone- no, really. In his opinion, the human race is just a mass of idiots and dickwads. He comes from a town that’s so small it’s not even on US maps; no one bothers to ask what state it’s in anyway. He’s that kid that sits in the corner, reading books and plotting world domination.

xxcoolstorybroxx:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

I laughed for a good five minutes..

4nimal:

cookie-head-just:

unicornmisfitsndglitter:

sheneverfake:

Child Hood Memories

you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

OMG yes.

omggg